February 2012
13 posts
Those couple of "gap years" I spent attached to a...
Classes start tomorrow and I just tried to spell neck with a silent ‘K’. As in Kneck. Fuck.
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A Story of Reluctant Sobriety →
“Anne: AA cheerleaders are as bad as religious zealots. Leave me alone, you coffee addicts.”
How to Man-Handle February 14th
Slasher films and minimal contact with the outside world.
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I probably won’t even brush my hair this Valentine’s Day.
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Things my seventeen-year-old sister should know by...
Kimberly: MILF! Yuk, look there’s a MILF on TV!
Liz: Jesus Kimberly.
Kimberly: A MILF is a Mum slut, that lady was a Mum slut. A MILF. What?
Liz: MILF is a ‘Mother I’d Like to Fuck’, as in M-I-L-F…
Kimberly: Shut up. Wow.
January 2012
24 posts
10 Ways In Which 20-Somethings Act Like Children ... →
3. You drink coffee.
“Oh look at me, I am an adult and I am drinking coffee. Lots of coffee, and it’s black, too. Black coffee ‘cause milk is for babies and sugar will overwhelm that roasted bean coffee taste, and I really need to taaaaste it! LOOK AT ME, I’m holding my cup from [insert coffeehouse chain name]! I gotta drink my coffee. Roasted Arabica beans and fair trade from Kenya — but no...