Excuse me women of the United States of America, can y’all please explain to me how all your funny dudes are still single?I sent this picture of Courtney Stodden laying in a river of lava to Courtney Stodden but she didn’t respond. Her loss. If someone photoshopped me burning in a lake of fire, I’d at least be like “Aw come on, bro” but STODDZ is straight icing me.